And again...

"Ever tried Turkish coffee?"

"No David, I havn't as it happens"

"They boil it up and throw it from one pot to another. It's quite spectacular to watch. Rather than strain it out and then drink it they drink it and strain it out! (Cue fit of laughter at own joke)."

"Oh right. You off to lunch then?"

"Of course the Greeks claim it's Greek tea..."

Help!